Wrinkles and Shine Don't Mix

So, I've been playing with all this Mary Kay stuff I brought home from Lois' house. Sam commented today and asked me if I was trying the make-up and I said I was. I asked him if he liked it and he said yes, but then took a closer look to see if he really did. He said, "You still have all the wrinkles, but now their just shiny. Shiny and wrinkles don't look good together." So there you have it -straight from the mouth of a babe - make-up will not help you look younger.

Then Kira told me about the rest of the conversation after I left the room. He told her she should tell me how to get rid of the wrinkles. Kira said you can't get rid of the wrinkles, she didn't have any because she's not as old as me yet. To which Sam replied worriedly, "Oh... Am I going to get them too?"

Actually, I was trying out the make-up because I was hoping to take a few years off of my aging appearance. I guess it obviously didn't work.